Conjure up the Ancient Beast of Holiday’s past, to convince your Kin to be nice instead of naughty or risk Krampus’s wrath, with our premium Gruss Von Krampus Ornaments. Poured during the last blood moon eclipse as the sky turned pitch black, illustrated in eye candy pigments glittering ghostly white, swirled with a single drop of blood red pigment, before being lined in the blackest black acrylics this side of the abyss witchcrafted as carefully as a church mouse hiding in the stacks. This Ornament shows your devotion to ancient pagan practices from ages long past. Risen from the sands of time to take the spirit of the yuletide back. Will you adorn your tree with a warning this yuletide eve or let the spirits of holidays past rest on their laurels with ease. Frankly we don’t believe in letting bigotry & bad behavior go unpunished so easily.
Have the Yuletide you deserve,
the VanMalak Witches 3.